Not that it’s his fault. And the great thing about being a dog is that he doesn’t know or care that he’s ugly and has glaucoma in both eyes and his lip droops on the left! Wish I was a dog…I know what my problems are. Anyway, we’re dog-sitting this week, for a couple of geriatric I-don’t-know-what-the-breed-is dogs. This is “Simba”, the male. The female (Lucy) is even uglier. I would put her picture up, but I know there are girls who look at these pictures and I wouldn’t want to offend their delicate sensibilities. The female only has one eye! Arrrr! She should wear a patch!